Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall , where bad comics burn. But today, however, we're not looking at a bad comic book. As requested by a Patreon sponsor, today, we shall be looking at a video game: Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines. Or " Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter "!
Oh, wait, Harvey reviewed that, I didn't. Well, okay, last week, we had vampires! I would say I'm doing this because it's my propensity for video games, but I've reviewed less of those than I have comics featuring vampires.
Linkara: Not to mention, my interest in video games is pretty limited. The majority of games that I play these days all have characters that look like this Maven: Most certainly so. However, picks up a baby and puts it on her lap I have this child of darkness who, strokes baby's hair for the time being, I must focus on raising properly until his teeth develop from to become a true creature of the night.
Linkara: Aren't you married? Couldn't you get your husband to watch the kid while you did the review? Cut to Maven's husband PawDugan , sitting on the couch with his laptop computer on his lap. He looks around. Paw sighs in frustration. Then we cut back to Maven, whose baby is now playing with a doll. Maven: Anyway, go back to your little review now. Oh, and tell that Moarte guy he's a creepy werewolf lover.
Linkara: looking up in thought and stroking chin Actually, I'm pretty sure he's into mummies, but fortunately, I don't have to worry about him for another four months. So anyway—.
