What they say about my work. Someone has to say hello first. Ladies, we are the backbone of the universe. So, I speak first. There is no sentence harder to write than the first sentence you say to someone on online dating. I earn my living as a writer and I still have difficulty with this. A response to that first sentence. The most trash dating app behavior in existence is this: ignoring the first message someone sends you—forever.
Even though he matched with you thereby inviting you to speak to him. Throw your phone in a river, or write back. This is an actively Tindering, Bumbling, Hinge-ing man.
Allow me to translate:. You only get one shot though, and you blew it. I got seven cooler messages before 11am. I want someone fun. Someone wild and fun. Do you know anyone wild and fun? I want my life to be wild and fun. I want a woman to make my life wild and fun. Literally every day forever. And you know what, I will keep trying. And I will keep sending messages. Because they never are.
So listen up, Silent Sal—I see you. I see you see my message. I see you see my message and say nothing. Write me back, bitch—I said it. Shani Silver. Cheaper Than Therapy Substack. Hey Shani Substack. Work With Me. Nice Things People Say. My Podcast. My Book. Pick My Brain. What they say about my work shanisilver gmail.
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