This is Norfolk. And it to you. One of the most important places of my life. Alan: When people ask me about my relationship with broadcasting, I give them a very simple answer.
And that seems to satisfy them. Alan: I like to get to the station early. Oh yeah? Well, what are you gonna do about it? I said, what are you gonna do about it? Eff off. Eff off! Alan Voiceover : This is my coalface. My canvas, my lathe. Many are surprised by how small the offices of North Norfolk Digital are. Alan: Alex? Alex: Yeah? Alan: Hinchcliffe Loft Conversions. Alex: What about them? Alan: Bumped into Chris Hinch last night at a social function, said he was v, v interested in sponsoring the weather or some such.
Alex: Do you want to tell Sally? Alan: Got it. Alan Voiceover : Sting has described my broadcasting style as conversational, but Ross Kemp nailed it when he said it was a equidistant between chit-chat and analysis. If something is propulsive, it propels. Ergo, if something is repulsive, it repels.
Interesting thought, and anyone who is familiar with late-night public transport will realise that many of the old unfortunates do indeed bear a striking resemblance to a scruffy Christ. The space I park in used to be for the disabled, but after lengthy discussions, I got them to rub out the wheelchair. Alan Voiceover : I come for a swim here as often as I can. But no amount of chemicals can counter the chance that four children in 30 will piss in the pool, and one in will go further.
From thin bank managers to plump housewives who gather to float and chat. Or should I say Swanswim? Anna: Hello. Alan: Which means water doctor. Carry on. Anna: Yes, sort of. I help people to rehabilitate and to regain physical fitness. Alan: So, could you swim a length under water? Anna: Yeah. Alan: Yeah, so could I. Now, tell me more about hydrotherapy. Anna: Well, I suppose it first came into prominence in the early 19th century when it was known as water cure, or hydropathy.
