Robby and Tracey Ifeachor's Dr. Episode 5 Premiere Time and More. Plane Crash. Kennedy Jr. Brown: "It's Serving Two Purposes". Meet The Suspects. But there was a sword fight with stabbings and blood spray. That was fun. But, to be honest, it was a little boring. So tonight I paused the show halfway through so I could go out and buy a box of La Croix sparkling water because it is delicious. The end is in sight. Secrets will be revealed. King Jon Snow and Queen Daenerys Targaryen are going to hump on the back of a soaring dragon as their enemies are engulfed in flames.
Tyrion will be okay. If he were to actually finish a new book it would no doubt be another page tome with characters walking around, talking, eating, and never, ever, bathing. Is this your first episode of Game of Thrones ever? How exactly did he come back to life? Shhh, shhh. But not a crazy stretch. Westeros is a shitshow of misery.
Sam is taking Gilly and her sadbaby to his ancestral home where Sam will pretend the kid is his. Gilly is not happy about this detour. Hopefully this will be important at some point in the future. They are doomed, of course. In Westeros, like on Tinder, love is death. Is that right? I guess my point is: Do what you love. What does that mean? I do not know. I read it on a Facebook meme.
So I paused the show and called her up and explained that Bran and the actor from The Exorcist are doing some weapons-grade ayahuasca and traveling back in time together. Bran meets a younger Ned Stark, with head, and company, on their way to rescue his sister, who was being held in the ominously named Tower of Joy. She had been put there by Rhaegar Targaryen, the son of the Mad King who the Starks, the Baratheons, and the Lannisters deposed in a rebellion.
This makes Jon part Targaryen and part Stark. These widows of former chieftains of uncomfortable ethnic stereotypes are the worst sorority ever and they do NOT like Daenarys. Little do they know at some point in the very near future they gonna burn good. Next up, we get Varys fanning himself like the little dumpling-shaped badass he happens to be.
