View Full Version : London. Is Nuru massage legal in London? I kinda got a mixed response so confused, as happy ending is included. Happy ending is compulsory in London in massage places as its better than no ending. Thanks for suggestion, but adult work demands login or profile creation? I never used it, so guidance is helpful. Not to search and get the numbers, nothing is needed but a postcode and your preferences. It's not legal. Nuru means B2B, wich is an erotic massage.
In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet. In Scotland, now firmly in the UK, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
And its not a Sunday. It is also high risk for Welshmen to visit Hereford on a Sunday, where it's legal to shoot the Welsh all day, provided it takes place with longbows. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
According to the strict letter of the London Hackney Carriage Act, London cabbies are allowed to seek custom only when they're stationary. Under the same legislation, taxi drivers are also required to ask all passengers if they have the plague as in London it is illegal for a person knowingly with the plague to flag down a taxi or try and ride on a bus. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses. The Metropolitan Streets Act prohibits the driving or conducting of any cattle through any street between the hours of in the morning and in the evening.
It is an offense to be intoxicated drunk and in charge of a cow in Scotland. I've seen "open-minded" on a lot of sites and referred to in this forum 14 times, in case you're wondering if I used the search function first , but have yet to see a bit more detail as to what this means. It's also not in the Abbreviations section. I will be in London on Christmas Day for three nights but it looks like many of the regular agencies that I use will be closed then.
