A baboon scheduled to have a vasectomy at a hospital in Sydney, Australia, made a daring escape and fled with his two lady friends who had been housed with him to keep him calm as he awaited the operation. Wildlife handlers from the Taronga Zoo have been dispatched to hunt them down. He also found a pair of pink, lacy thong panties under the passenger seat.
A woman pulled over during a traffic stop in Wichita Falls, Texas, gave the cops a phony name because she had five warrants out for her arrest. Unfortunately, there was also a warrant for the arrest of the person whose fake name she provided.
The officers noticed that he was up to something and tried getting him to spit it out, tried the Heimlich maneuver, and finally brought him to the hospital where the bag suddenly appeared on the hospital room floor. As a result, the facility will be closed indefinitely. The recital was a celebration of National Parent Involvement Day. I borrowed them from my cousin. I pulled you over. The marriage lasted only 14 months. By Mike Pingree.
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